Atlanta Housewives Zodiac Mystery Revealed
Our guilty-pleasure fix of reality TV is always accompanied by star sign speculation, followed by mad dashes to our laptops to Google the likes of Nene Leakes, Tim Gunn, Lisa Wu Hartwell, Patti Stanger and other favorites. The info is usually unearthed with a quick click to wikipedia or imdb.com, but in the case of The Real Housewives of Atlanta series, some serious digging (nay cyberstalking) has been required.
For the record we DID call their publicist at Bravo who crisply informed us that the Atlanta Housewives, “would prefer not to reveal the information at this time.” (Wahhh…why not?!)
We set our need for this arguably useless trivia aside…temporarily. Then, three weeks ago, Kim Zolciak & Kandi Burress went off on a self-congratulatory, Taurus-bonding fest upon discovering that they shared the same birth sign. Our obsession was reawakened!
Kandi as a Taurus? Yeah, makes sense. She’s hardworking, family-oriented to a fault, modest in values, religious, a talented singer… Kim appears to be the polar opposite: hiring a nanny (although she’s unemployed), going on $3,000 shopping sprees for her daughter, tarting it up in Dior at noontime with an ever-present glass of Chardonnay spilling from her grasp. Note to all Taurus readers: this is what can happen if you let your Venus-ruled desires go unchecked. Can you say, “Chapter 11?”
Other as-yet unconfirmed zodiac finds about the Atlanta Housewives:
Lisa Wu Hartwell: her MySpace page lists her as an Aquarius which makes total sense given the Uranian flashes of temper and the entrepreneurial drive to conquer multiple industries at once.
Sheree Whitfield: Found! An online invitation to celebrate her birthday on January 7th (www.tinyurl.com/shereewhit). If true, this would place Sheree as a Capricorn. Makes total sense given her penchant for elitism and (ahem) high standards. Yes, Caps can be downright snobbish if unchecked.
Nene Leakes: Like solving the riddle of the sphinx, we could not unearth Nene’s sign for days…and it was killin’ us! One minute she seemed like a bossy Leo, the next a maternal Cancer, the next a busybody Virgo. So we became members of Nene’s fan club on MySpace–happily, since she’s our favorite Housewife of all times. We also love that her Twisted Hearts foundation is raising money for women who are “Battered But Not Broken.” (Looked for a link but appears she’s not yet raising funds online.) According to her MySpace fan page, Nene is a Gemini–no wonder she has so many different personas!
Dee Said,
September 23, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
Nene is a GEMINI…Makes sense!! So two faced!!! but very entertaining..you want to like her so bad but for the life of you, you cant commit because somethin tells you not to!
starrygirl Said,
October 3, 2009 @ 2:18 pm
WOW! Im an avid viewer of the housewives, and let me tell you my girlfriends and I constantly have convo’s about these ladies’ presumed signs. I though Nene was definitely a Leo seeing that she is so flamboyant and bossy. Capricorn makes sense for Sheree, I thought she was the fellow earth sign virgo since she seems to be very observant and careful. As for Lisa, she seems like a chatty gemini, but aquarius makes sense since she’s so friendly. Kandi definitely fits Taurus since shes calm and mellow. Remember that episode when Nene provoked her at Sheree’s party and her Bull horns rose up immeadiately? Not a good idea to wake a sleeping bull. But as for Kim, I thought she was either a fire sign or air sign. Earth seems a bit too calm to be her. I thought Libra since she likes lavish things and likes to eat out alot, but I guess this is her taurean venus showing. I would love to see their entire charts, b/c I know Nene must have moon or Mars in Leo and I know Kim has some fire on her chart!
VIRGO Said,
October 24, 2009 @ 7:53 pm
Damn I’ve been tryna guess Nene’s sign for forever!! I swore she was a Sag…Sheree I thght she was a Leo,What is Dwight Sign?? He seems like a Scorpio or Piseces…Lisa seems like an Aquarian loves to do everydamnthang lol Kandi and Kim Taurus’s at HEART!
Ophira Said,
October 29, 2009 @ 1:44 pm
We recently saw online (though not a confirmed source) that Dah-wiiiight is also a Gemini. We believe it!