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Justin Timberlake + Jessica Biel = Seventh Heaven?

The newly single Justin Timberlake sure is a hot piece of boy-flesh these days. The latest starlet to scoop herself a piece of JT is Jessica Biel. The former Seventh Heaven star shacked up at Chateau SexyBack during the Sundance Film Festival, where the two shared a romantic, no-strings hookup. A few days earlier, they were all white-on-rice with each other at a Golden Globes after-party, where Timberlake's ex Cameron Diaz flew into a jealous rage.

So, is Biel a better bet? The gossip mags call Jessica the "anti-Cameron" -- and the stars concur. Diaz and Biel are actually *opposite signs* in astrology. Diaz is an earthy Virgo, a natural sign that tends to be camera-shy and a bit neurotic. Pisces Biel is a daydreamy water sign that's always seeking escape.

Can this match work? We say no. Justin is an Aquarius, an air sign that likes to keep things light and uncommitted. Jessica is a Pisces, a water sign with intense emotions brewing in the depths. While there's plenty of physical chemistry, these two signs usually just end up confusing each other. They're just too different to strike a lasting chord.

Although the press portrays Biel as a mellow jock who likes to toss footballs on the beach, appearances can be deceiving. Pisces women are rarely as simple as they seem. They're deeply sensitive and private, with intense emotions they often hold inside. By contrast, Aquarians are outgoing and eccentric, and they'll run for the hills if emotions get too heavy. This pairing could be as oddball as Justin and Cameron, with friction arising as the two try unsuccessfully to figure each other out.

Our dating advice for Justin? Make like your fellow Aquarian Jennifer Aniston and learn the lessons of taskmaster Saturn, who's in your committed relationships sector until September. Explore why you keep choosing chicks who are so different than you. (Still a little burned from the Mousketeer ex, perhaps?) When Fall comes around, find a nice Gemini or Libra. They're totally on your wavelength.

 

 

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