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Britney gets bald and boozy. What's up?
"Not another story about Britney," Tali begged. But it seems the planets have Miss Spears on their brains. In the last week, she allegedly checked into rehab, shaved her head and got two new tatoos. Why?
Jupiter
is in Sagittarius this
year, shining a megawatt spotlight on Sags like Britney. Jupiter is the
luck planet, but it also rules excess, risks and not knowing one's limits.
When Jupiter visits one's sign, it awakens an unbridled sense of independence
-- a need to break free and assert individuality.
Brit's nightly partying, pantyless exposes and chrome dome are evidence of this Jupiter cycle. Perhaps the pop princess is telling the world with her stubbly skull, "You don't own me, baby."
Will she slow down? Not anytime soon. We can only expect the pop princess to defile her crown even more throughout the year, until she's fully asserted her message to the world: Britney ain't a slave 4 nobody no more. Horrified Britney fans, repeat after us: "It's a phase."
We love seeing Britney bust the mainstream mold, but hope she finds healthier channels than the self-destructive ones she's been choosing. Meantime, she should take a cue from her Sagittarian sister Anna Nicole Smith, a double Sagittarius whose excess got the best of her. With Jupiter in her sign, Britney won't be able to stop the paparazzi. So, hopefully she'll choose to attract positive, rather than negative, attention during this high-visibility year.
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