Capricorn: Wendell the Love Dachshund


Dear Wendell,
Help! Everything they say about Capricorn is true for me. I’m serious, a workaholic and really insecure in my relationship. Will I ever be able to relax and trust the people I date?

Dear Capricorn,
Don’t despair! Capricorns are serious, true, but the qualities you named help make you one of the zodiac’s most loyal signs. You trying to be anything else is like me trying to be a Saint Bernard. Not gonna happen. Capricorn is the sign of long-term goals. You’re designed only to trust things that last over time, something we picky (and sometimes elitist) dachshunds understand well. So how do you find out if your love interest is a keeper? Take small, calculated risks, letting down your guard bit by bit and revealing more of yourself. Before you know it, you’ll be out of your shell — or on to a better match.