Oh, hi. In case you haven’t heard, um, Mercury is retrograde. Oh yeah, you heard. It’s everywhere. And it’s about damn time it got this much play in the media. (How many more botched product launches, airport delays and cyberhacks was it gonna take, journalism? THANK you.) Now pardon us while we add to the chorus about The Astrology Event That Needs No Introduction.
1. Cuz you know it’s true.
2. Mercury: the basic b**** of our solar system?
3. You’ve done it, too.
4. All in a day’s work.
5. Does Kanye believe?