I have a confession: I’m a control freak. Big surprise, yeah yeah. But I’m not embarrassed to admit it—because I know that you’re one, too. We all are. And if you’re harboring the illusion that you’re a freewheeling bohemian who’s all “live-and-let-live,” this weekend’s Virgo full moon is sure to show you otherwise.

Once a year, the lunar spotlight of truth reveals our hidden issues. On February 28th, the annual Virgo full moon will expose our shortcomings, imperfections, trust issues, and inherent human flaws. Yay, right? That bead of flop sweat left glistening on your brow for all the world to see. The snot-leaking “ugly cry,” as Oprah coins it. The humiliating face-plant or failure or fart that happens right in front of your crush. Makes me cringe just to think about it.

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I’ve always loved the saying, “one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.” Today, the Sun enters dreamy, magical, transformative Pisces, the sign that knows how to go deep into the underground to mine for gold. So it’s fitting for me to write about one of my favorite artists, Tyree Guyton, whose work takes this expression to a completely brilliant level.

Guyton, like myself, was born and raised in Detroit, MI. In 1967 (5 years before I was born), he watched the city burn in the riots. In 1986, he was moved to take a stand against the poverty, crime, and despair that blanketed our home city. Thus, The Heidelberg Project was born. Using vacant lots and mostly abandoned houses (including the one he grew up in) as his canvas and discarded objects as him medium, he’s turned an entire city block into a vibrant Wonderland.

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The heavy footfalls of taskmaster Saturn are echoing on John Mayer’s doorstep. This week, the Libra musician came under fire for his controversial remarks in shockingly candid Rolling Stone and Playboy interviews. Fans have turned sour–and even accused him of racism–after reading his crass remarks about Black women (“I have a Benetton heart and a…David Duke c–k”) and his use of the “n-word.” Mayer has since broken down in tears while performing, but his remorse is falling short of the forgiveness mark for many—especially African-American fans who embraced the singer and his music.

» Continue reading “John Mayer: Learning a Libra Lesson”

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Gather your long-stemmed roses, your Whitman’s samplers, your sentimental cards. This Valentine’s Day brings an unexpected wave of Hallmark moments, as romantic Venus enters Pisces, joining the sensitive moon and optimistic Jupiter. Forgo the bitter tirades about this “commercial holiday.” Let yourself believe in love—in all its messy, wonderful, heartbreaking realness. As human beings, we’re all suckers for a good happy ending. Cynicism is only a means of self-protection—but it’s also the killer of love and connection. Our friend Jason, a former professional athlete, told us that on the football field, if you played not to get hurt, you could actually get injured even worse. Our translation: By holding ourselves rigid to avoid heartbreak, we are in greater danger of being hurt. So let yourself hope and believe. Be a “fool for love” for just one day. It’s only in that space that love can stand a chance.

» Continue reading “Valentine’s Day 2010: Viva la romance”

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The Year of the Tiger roared in on February 13, 2010— the Chinese New Year, 4708. After last year’s slow, plodding Ox energy, the pace of life increases to an exciting new velocity. In Chinese lore, the Tiger is known for its bravery, and is a bold and courageous fighter. Always searching for excitement, the Tiger lives dangerously and often finds itself center stage. A little of the Tiger’s competitive spirit revives our life force energy, giving everything a dazzling, vibrant edge.

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Dear Jennifer Aniston,

You have been the poster girl for “Unlucky in Love” for far too long. We can’t help but like you and think that this sucks. You’re genuine, sweet, and you also have boundaries. Even though the papz are tracking your every move, you’re not staging drama for the benefits of their flashbulbs. You love dogs, you do yoga, you’re friends with Oprah, and you’re nice to people. That bullshit about your parent’s divorce and your mom’s tell-all book? We just feel that you’re ready to move on…all the way.

So we were happy to read in People.com (the only *tabloid* we trust) that you spent your 41st birthday with the delectable Gerard Butler. He’s a Scorpio, you’re an Aquarius. It’s a combo that’s working quite well for Demi (Scorpio) and Ashton K (Aquarius), and we’ve been feeling some positive vibes there since you began shooting “The Bounty Hunter” with him. Spicy Scorpio energy is definitely more intense than your laid back Aquarius cool, but your receptors are all too ready for that electrifying jolt. Plus, we hear Scorpios are great in bed–and not just because he’s Gerard Butler.

» Continue reading “Jennifer Aniston: Ready to Break that Dry Spell?”

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Luscious, abundant Jupiter moves into Pisces on January 17, where it will be stationed for most of 2010 (save a sneak peak stint in Aries from June 7 til Sept 10). The jovial planet is happily at home in Pisces, the sign it co-rules along with Neptune. Jupiter is all about expansion, growth, taking chances, pushing beyond limits. PIsces rules the subconscious mind, dreams, poetry, music, spirituality, psychological healing, charitable efforts involving the arts, and all things fantasy-oriented.

Our advice? Embrace your inner Mermaid goddess! Delight in your imagination! Style yourself after your favorite mythical, mystical heroine. A chorus of Boticelli angels will sing the praises of anyone who dares to wear his or her soulful self on her sleeve.

I finally saw the movie “Precious” last week which only opened in Seattle on December 21st in ONE theater, grrr. (Get with the program, America!) I was moved to tears by the performances and the story itself. To me, Precious embodies so much of what Jupiter in Pisces will bring to light–from the raw pain of the plotline to  the thankfully un-Hollywood cast, to the impact the film’s acclaim will have on the movie industry at large.

» Continue reading “Mermaids Ahoy! Jupiter Enters Pisces”

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News of Haiti’s devastating earthquake left the world shocked this week, and the troubled nation in utter despair. While no sense can possibly be made of this, we looked at the country’s chart — searching for any glimpse of hope or guidance. We were stunned to see a near-exact alignment between Haiti’s planets and destructive Pluto, violent Mars and challenging Saturn on this tragic day. Please know that we write this piece with the utmost respect for Haiti and regard for every loss.

Haiti’s Astrological Chart: A Portrait of Struggle & Reinvention
Haiti became independent on January 1, 1804, making it a Capricorn-ruled country. In Haiti’s chart, Pluto and Mars are at 3 degrees Capricorn, and Saturn is at 3 degrees Libra—forming a challenging “square” (45-degree angle). Pluto rules death and the underworld (including those plates beneath the earth), and the mythic Phoenix that rises from the ashes after destruction. Indeed, Haiti has regenerated, Pluto-style, from many natural and political disasters. When Pluto joins with Mars, this can mean violence, military conflict and deep-rooted psychological turbulence. With its history of coups, dictatorships and government corruption, Haiti is no stranger to such troubles.

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What do you want to do with your life this year? Friday’s solar eclipse in Capricorn helps us set our 2010 intentions anew. Solar eclipses occur at the time of a new moon (while lunar eclipses correspond with full moons). While we won’t see the actual eclipse from this side of the planet, we can expect to feel its powerful energy.

This go ’round, the Sun and Moon will be perfectly aligned in Capricorn, the sign that rules career growth, the economy, big business, natural resources, and long-term goals and planning. Plant seeds in the garden of your most ambitious dreams and desires. Tend to them diligently and you could harvest quite the bumper crop near the full moon in Capricorn on June 26, 2010.

» Continue reading “Ambitious Wishes: Solar Eclipse in Capricorn”

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This Monday, my sister Ophi and I were answering calls during our monthly Sirius Radio spot on “The Morning Jolt with Larry Flick.” There seems to be a theme among callers each month, and this time, questions were focused primarily around career and health. We’re not surprised, given that it’s New Year’s resolution time. Then, there’s the fact that the Sun, Pluto and Mercury retrograde are all stirring the pot in goal-oriented Capricorn.

You heard me right…Mercury is STILL retrograde–has been since right after Christmas and will be until January 16th. Mercury goes retrograde 3-4 times each year as it passes the Earth in its orbit. Like two trains passing at different speeds, there’s an illusion of one moving “backwards.” Think of Mercury’s passage the same way. During these three week spells, all things associated with the speedy planet seem to go in reverse.

» Continue reading “Research Your Resolutions with Mercury Retrograde”

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